-Grool. I meant to say "cool" and then I started to say "great".
-Everyone in Africa can read Swedish.
-The limit does not exist!
-Half the people in this room are mad at me. And the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front of a bus. So that's not good.
-See, this is the color I want.
-Regina started this rumor that Janis was--
-Will this minimize my pores?
-You can't join Mathletes. It's social suicide.
-That is so fetch.
-Irregardless. Ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean, that's just, like, the rules of feminism.
-Well, I mean, her parents totally don't sleep in the same bed anymore, if that's what you mean. Oh my God. Don't tell her I told you that.
-Maybe she feels weird around me because I'm the only person that knows about her nose job. Oh my God. Pretend you didn't hear that.
-Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. OK, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just stab Caesar!
-Regina says everyone hates you because you're such a s!ut.
-Maybe we're not in that book because everyone likes us. And I don't wanna be punished for being well-liked. And I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.
-Oh, no, I can't answer any more questions until I have a parent or lawyer present.
-I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular.
-This is Damian. He's almost too gay to function.
-Where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial because you got everybody there. You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, JV jocks, Asian nerds, cool Asians, varsity jocks, unfriendly black hotties, girls who eat their feelings, girls who don't eat anything, desperate wannabes, burnouts, sexually active band geeks, the greatest people you will ever meet, and the worst. Beware of the Plastics.
-Cady, there are two kinds of evil people. People who do evil stuff, and people who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.
-Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.
-Yeah, moderately priced soaps are my calling.
-Regina George is an evil dictator. How do you overthrow a dictator? You cut off her resources. Regina would be nothing without high-status man candy, technically good physique, and ignorant band of loyal followers.
-This is ass, you guys. It's been a month and all we've done is make Regina's face smell like a foot.
-Ok, yeah, I've got an apology. So I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave her these candy bar things that made her gain weight, and we turned her best friends against her. And then... oh, yeah, Cady... you know my friend Cady. She made out with Regina's boyfriend and then convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave you foot cream instead of face wash. God! I am so sorry, Regina. Really, I don't know why I did it. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that!
-On Wednesdays we wear pink.
-Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea in Barnes & Noble. And I'm sorry I told everyone about it. And I'm sorry I'm repeating it now.
-It's 68 degrees, and there's a 30% chance it's already raining.
-Yo, yo, yo! All you sucka MCs aint got nothin' on me. From my grades to my lines, you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a Mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard. I'm like James Bond the Third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred. I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G is silent when I sneak in your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me, 'cause the next time you see her she'll be like "Oh! Kevin G!"
-Damn! I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang.
-Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls.
-Hell, no! I did not leave the Southside for this!
-You know, it's not really required of you to make a speech.
-Seriously, most people just take the crown and go.
-Hey, hey, hey! How are my best girlfriends?
-I'm gonna make you girls a hump day treat!
-So, you guys, what's the 411? What has everyone been up to? What's the hot gossip? Tell me everything! What are you guys listening to? What's the cool jams?
-Doesn't she look great, honey?
-Do you guys need anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God, love ya.
-Cady, I hope you do join Mathletes, you know, because we start in a couple weeks and I would love to have a girl on the team, just, you know, so the team could meet a girl.
-Well this has been sufficiently awkward.
-The only guy that ever calls my house is Randy from Chase Visa.
-Okay, so, we're all here because of this book, right? Well, I don't know who wrote this book, but you all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It just makes it okay for guys to call you sluts and whores.
-Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?
-Get in, loser. We're going shopping.
-I know, right?
-I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend, so just promise me you won't make fun of her.
-I wanna lose three pounds.
-Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
-I really wanna lose three pounds.
-Can I just say that we don't have a clique problem at this school? And some of us shouldn't have to take this workshop because some of us are just victims in this situation.
-Oh my God. It's her dream come true, diving into a big pile of girls.