This one is kinda nasty, ew. But it works, i've tried it. Yes, it's @ginaheartscupcakes(:.
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So, if you looke at the picture, it's explains itsef, here's some tips on making it:
 
♥Make sure the tube is REALLY wet before ripping and molding, or it won't really work right.
♥When molding, press as hard as you can, because it takes a lot to get all the water out, and shape it.
♥This happened to me: If it dries, it might fall apart, so be careful there.
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If you want, you can put this in the toilet and add some brown marker or food coloring to color the water, to make it even more convincing.
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@kaitlyn-jean (remove if you please)

Hey, @ginaheartscupcakes here, I kinda lost the password, so i haven't been active lately. Forgive me?
This is from http://www.deviledeggs.com/classic_deviled_eggs.html, because i can't just make up recipes. Tell me how it is, i'm planning on making this soon(:
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Easy Classic Deviled Eggs♥
This recipe is based on the classic formulation for deviled eggs. Just a nice, quick recipe that is easy to make and tastes great.
This recipe is not spicy at all and as such is a good choice for family get-togethers where there are children and you're catering to a wide variety of tastes.
 
The filling of this recipe is on the firm side. Add a tad more mayo if you would like it a bit softer.
 
♥You need:
6 hard-cooked eggs, peeled and cut lengthwise
¼ cup Light Mayonnaise or Salad Dressing
½ teaspoon dry ground mustard
½ teaspoon white vinegar
1/8 teaspoon salt 
¼ teaspoon ground black pepper 
Paprika for garnish
 
♥Instructions:
1.Boil the eggs, and make sure they are cool.
2.Pop out (remove) the egg yolks to a small bowl and mash with a fork.
3.Add mayonnaise, mustard powder, vinegar, salt and pepper and mix thoroughly.
4.Fill the empty egg white shells with the mixture and sprinkle lightly with paprika.
5.Cover lightly with plastic wrap and refrigerate for up to one day before serving.
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Hope you liked it(:

Step 1)
-Apply a dollop of straightening gel to towel-dried hair. Use your fingers to distribute the product evenly from roots to ends.
 
Step 2)
-Blow dry four-inch sections of hair (using medium heat), holding the dryer three inches from your head, and use a paddle brush to straighten and smooth each section.
 
Step 3)
-Pull your hair into a loose ponytail and secure it with an elastic at your crown. Twist and wrap your hair into a messy bun, then loop the ends through the elastic.
 
Step 4)
-Run your fingers through the front of your hair to loosen it from the elastic, and add texture. Slide in a thin black headband two inches from your hairline.
 
Step 5)
-Slide a second thin black headband three inches behind the first one. Mist your head with nonaerosol hairspray from eight inches away to secure your style.

The dolman tee is your perfect basic shirt. It has a little more flare than your run-of-the-mill t-shirt and can add an edge to any outfit. Since celebs like Kristin Cavallari, Ashley Tisdale, and Nicole Richie are fans, you know it's only a matter of time until everyone else falls in love with this shirt. There's definitely a style (and price) for everyone.

CADY;
-Jambo!
-Grool. I meant to say "cool" and then I started to say "great".
-Everyone in Africa can read Swedish.
-The limit does not exist!
-Half the people in this room are mad at me. And the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front of a bus. So that's not good.
 
DAMiAN;
-See, this is the color I want.
-Regina started this rumor that Janis was--
-Will this minimize my pores?
-You can't join Mathletes. It's social suicide.
-Trang Pak?
 
GRETCHEN;
-That is so fetch.
-Irregardless. Ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean, that's just, like, the rules of feminism.
-Well, I mean, her parents totally don't sleep in the same bed anymore, if that's what you mean. Oh my God. Don't tell her I told you that.
-Maybe she feels weird around me because I'm the only person that knows about her nose job. Oh my God. Pretend you didn't hear that.
-Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. OK, Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just stab Caesar!
-Regina says everyone hates you because you're such a s!ut.
-Maybe we're not in that book because everyone likes us. And I don't wanna be punished for being well-liked. And I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.
-Oh, no, I can't answer any more questions until I have a parent or lawyer present.
-I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular.
 
JANiS;
-This is Damian. He's almost too gay to function.
-Where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial because you got everybody there. You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, JV jocks, Asian nerds, cool Asians, varsity jocks, unfriendly black hotties, girls who eat their feelings, girls who don't eat anything, desperate wannabes, burnouts, sexually active band geeks, the greatest people you will ever meet, and the worst. Beware of the Plastics.
-Cady, there are two kinds of evil people. People who do evil stuff, and people who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.
-Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.
-Yeah, moderately priced soaps are my calling.
-Regina George is an evil dictator. How do you overthrow a dictator? You cut off her resources. Regina would be nothing without high-status man candy, technically good physique, and ignorant band of loyal followers.
-This is ass, you guys. It's been a month and all we've done is make Regina's face smell like a foot.
-Ok, yeah, I've got an apology. So I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave her these candy bar things that made her gain weight, and we turned her best friends against her. And then... oh, yeah, Cady... you know my friend Cady. She made out with Regina's boyfriend and then convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave you foot cream instead of face wash. God! I am so sorry, Regina. Really, I don't know why I did it. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that!
 
KAREN;
-On Wednesdays we wear pink.
-Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea in Barnes & Noble. And I'm sorry I told everyone about it. And I'm sorry I'm repeating it now.
-It's 68 degrees, and there's a 30% chance it's already raining.
 
KEViN GNAPOOR;
-Hey, Africa.
-Yo, yo, yo! All you sucka MCs aint got nothin' on me. From my grades to my lines, you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a Mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard. I'm like James Bond the Third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred. I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G is silent when I sneak in your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me, 'cause the next time you see her she'll be like "Oh! Kevin G!"
-Damn! I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang.
 
MR. DUVALL
-Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls.
-Hell, no! I did not leave the Southside for this!
-You know, it's not really required of you to make a speech.
-Seriously, most people just take the crown and go.
 
MRS. GEORGE;
-Hey, hey, hey! How are my best girlfriends?
-I'm gonna make you girls a hump day treat!
-So, you guys, what's the 411? What has everyone been up to? What's the hot gossip? Tell me everything! What are you guys listening to? What's the cool jams?
-Doesn't she look great, honey?
-Do you guys need anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God, love ya.
 
MS. NORBURY
-Cady, I hope you do join Mathletes, you know, because we start in a couple weeks and I would love to have a girl on the team, just, you know, so the team could meet a girl.
-Well this has been sufficiently awkward.
-The only guy that ever calls my house is Randy from Chase Visa.
-Okay, so, we're all here because of this book, right? Well, I don't know who wrote this book, but you all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It just makes it okay for guys to call you sluts and whores.
-Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?
 
REGiNA;
-Get in, loser. We're going shopping.
-I know, right?
-I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend, so just promise me you won't make fun of her.
-I wanna lose three pounds.
-Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?
-I really wanna lose three pounds.
-Can I just say that we don't have a clique problem at this school? And some of us shouldn't have to take this workshop because some of us are just victims in this situation.
-Oh my God. It's her dream come true, diving into a big pile of girls.

CRAMPS & DiSCOMFORT
-Take pain killers. The cramps are caused by the egg being released from the uterus. Ibuprofen is just as good as things like Midol and can be obtained over the counter. Different things work for different people.
 
-Try alternative methods. Use Clary sage oil and rub it onto your stomach. It supports estrogen production and acts on the pituitary gland to prevent cramps. Cell salts are a good option too. When you get cramps, take them every 5-10 minutes until the pain stops. You can also take a heating pad and place it on the stomach where the pain is, or take a warm bath.
 
-Alter your diet. Try to incorporate more potassium into your diet by eating foods such as bananas. Avoid salty and sugary foods.
 
-Get plenty of rest. It will keep your body in balance and you won't feel as bad. If you can, take a day off to relieve stress, since that's what makes your flow heavier.
 
-Engage in physical activity. Plenty of exercise will make your period shorter. You might want to exercise while taking a pain medicine. However, sports may also make your stomach pains worse, so assess the situation as needed.
 
ALWAYS BE PREPARED
-Always keep a tampon or pad with you. Even if it's not that time of the month, you should still carry one with you just in case. Panty liners are the most convenient as they are smaller, easy to carry, and should hold the flow of blood until you can obtain a pad.
 
-Wear red, black, or brown underwear. People will be less likely to notice you have your period. Also try changing your pad/tampon before gym and try to wear pads without wings. It will be much harder for girls to tell that you have your period if you're wearing a pad without wings, although your pad may not stay in place very well and stain your underwear. However, most girls should be pretty understanding. They go through it too!
 
-Tell a parent or guardian. It would be better if you tell someone so they can tell you what to do or help you get through it. If you feel embarrassed to tell them, just remember that every girl has to go through this.
 
-Keep track of your period. Try to keep track of how long you have your period, when it starts and ends, and how heavy the flow is. If your period lasts longer than ten days, consult your gynecologist. Tracking your menstrual cycle will not only give you a heads-up when your period is due, but will help you to know when you are fertile and if any complications or infections arise. If you have an iPod/iPhone, you can download certain apps that help you track your period and other various symptoms. A really good one is Pink Pad. You can make a password so nobody else can get into it.
 
-Have comfortable clothes. Most women prefer to wear comfortable clothing while having their period. Wear some sweatpants and a sweatshirt or anything else that feels comfortable, but don't make it too obvious. You can just wear black pants and keep a jacket around in case you stain your pants. When that happens, you can just tie it around your waist.

Despite the difficult economy, there are many ways for a teen to make money. You just have to work hard and diligently. It'll pay off.
 
-Save as much as possible. A penny saved is a penny earned. Cut down on unnecessary spending and you'll have more money as a result. It's difficult to make 10% on any investment, but if you can put away 20% of the money you have, you will always have a guaranteed 20%. Pay yourself first.
 
-Work for yourself. Treat it as a business. Babysit. Walk dogs. Mow lawns for your neighbors. You can make a lot of money, but it's hard work and takes up a lot of time. Also consider the maintenance aspect in respect to the lawn mower itself. It needs motor, oil, spark plugs, and blades. If this is your parents' mower you will have to maintain it, and replace it if you tear it up.
 
-Shovel snow. Go to every house in a good-sized neighborhood charging $10-20 per driveway, or $30 a week for shoveling the snow. Do this every time it snows. Someone may pay you in advance for a month if they know you or like your work.
 
-Do work around the house. Negotiate fees with your parents for extra chores around the house. Try to pick things they might hire someone else to do, like wash the car, and charge them half price. Ask your parents if you can clean the house each week instead of them. Do your laundry and the dishes. This can be a weekly sum. Parents are sometimes more willing to help out if they know what your plan is.
 
-Place a cheap ad in the newspaper such as babysitting, etc. You can also pass out flyers and business cards to people.
 
-Participate in sports tournaments. If you like tennis, then enter a tournament. You get money every round you progress. If you want to have some extra fun, join a tennis doubles tournament with a friend. Snooker or pool is also a good idea.
 
-Put your money to work for you. Pay attention to what other people do, and teach yourself. Maybe it's confusing, but the idea is simple: take the money you have, and use it to make more money. It's called investing.
 
-Put your spare change in a jar. A little here and a little there can really add up. Put the jar somewhere where you can see it, such as your bedside table or desk. This will help you remember to add change every time you see it.
 
-Join online communities. If you're internet savvy you could join online communities that share systems with each other on how to start your own business.
 
-Do online surveys. Market research is very important for big businesses, so many sites will pay you for your opinion.
 
-Make money with Youtube. If you can make popular videos you can make money with Youtube and if you're popular enough you may even become a Youtube partner. To do this legally, the person receiving this money must be eighteen years of age. You can have it sent to any adult that gives you their consent, though.

Requested by @accio-steph-maybe-youll-find-her
 
HEELED SHOES VS FLAT SHOES
-While high heels may not be as good for your feet or body, they will make your feet look smaller. The good news is that chunky heels and wedges usually accomplish this better stiletto heels, and they're typically much easier to wear.
 
ROUND TOES iNSTEAD OF POiNTY TOES
-Pointy toed shoes can make even the daintiest of feet appear long. Since they're usually very close-fitting, they also make the foot look thinner.
-Narrow shoe styles might be a good thing if you think your feet look too wide, but if it's the length of your feet keeping you up at night, you definitely want to steer clear of slim shoes with pointy toes.
 
DARK COLORED SHOES
-Shoes in darker colors will make your feet appear smaller than shoes in light or pastel shades, but don't feel like you have to stick to just black. In addition to darker earth tones and grays, deeper versions of red, blue, purple, and green will serve you better than their lighter-toned counterparts.
 
AVOiD SKiMPY SANDALS
-A strappy sandal that exposes a lot of the foot will make anyone's foot look larger, but showing a little bit of your foot can work to your advantage. To break the monotony of wearing closed shoes, you can wear peep-toes, d'orsays, or slingbacks.
 
CLOSED SHOES
-As a general rule for closed shoes, the more material there is on top of your foot, the longer your foot will appear. A style with an opening that is closer to the toes will not look as big as a shoe in which the foot opening is very close to the front of your leg.
 
ACCENTS
-Bows, buckles, lace overlays, and tassel detailing will make feet appear more petite.

Summer comes and whether you like it or not, you head to your favorite store and pick out a new swimsuit. You find a few you like and head to the changing room.
 
But not every swimsuit is going to fit you.
 
CURVELESS/ATHLETiC BODY TYPE;
So what if you weren't graced with Beyonce's hips or J.Lo's behind. An athletic body type means your shoulders, waist, and hips are all the same width. You've got lots of choices and many swimsuits can give you the curves you crave.
My picks:
1) http://www.target.com/p/Juniors-Keyhole-Monokini-Swimsuit-Pink-Stripe/-/A-13945085#?lnk=sc_qi_detailbutton
2) http://www.newport-news.com/sequined-bikini-swimsuit.html
3) http://www.jcrew.com/womens_category/swim/patternsandprints/PRDOVR~58322/58322.jsp
 
PEAR SHAPED BODY TYPE;
If you're heavier on the bottom aim to accentuate your torso and your neckline to draw the eye upwards. Choose a top that's a lighter color than the bottom, or has some noticeable, standout feature. Halter tops and scoop bottoms are a great option. If you've got a big booty or thick thighs, don't be afraid to show them off! They're not anything to be ashamed of. In fact, higher-cut bottoms will actually make you look better. Only resort to skirts and shorts if you don't feel like revealing much.
My picks:
1) http://www.jcrew.com/womens_category/swim/italianjerseysolids/PRDOVR~59134/59134.jsp
2) http://www.forever21.com/Product/SetProduct.aspx?br=f21&category=swimwear&origcategoryid=00035307-03
3) http://us.asos.com/ASOS-Halter-Leopard-Fuller-Bust-Bikini-Top/xumoh/?iid=2125441&cid=2238&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Leopard+print&mporgp=L0FTT1MvQVNPUy1IYWx0ZXItTGVvcGFyZC1GdWxsZXItQnVzdC1CaWtpbmktVG9wL1Byb2Qv
 
TOP HEAVY BODY TYPE;
Maybe you're a little busty or maybe you've just got really wide shoulders and small hips. You're what they call an "inverted triangle". Since everyone will naturally look up, let them know you have a sexy waistline too. To do so, go with a high-cut leg, boy shorts, and/or a bottom that has a more vibrant color or busier pattern than the top. All the while make sure you're well-supported with a swim top with cups, a halter top, or heavy duty underwire.
My picks:
1) http://www.hm.com/us/product/96136?article=96136-B
2) http://www.hm.com/us/product/96109?article=96109-A
3) http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=23537657
 
PLUS SiZE BODY TYPE;
There are tons of awesome plus size swimsuits available these days, and they are affordable and cute. High-cut bottoms are really flattering. As far as colors and patterns go look for the "crossover" style. Avoid horizontal stripes along the waistline.
My picks:
1) http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/coco-reef-plus-size-swimsuit-bra-sized-animal-print-tankini-top?ID=633744&CategoryID=55081#fn=sp%3D1%26spc%3D37%26ruleId%3D2%26slotId%3D24
2) http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/inc-international-concepts-plus-size-swimsuit-ruffle-front-solid-one-piece?ID=649121&CategoryID=55081#fn=sp%3D1%26spc%3D3http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/swim-solutions-plus-size-swimsuit-printed-tummy-control-sarong-one-piece?ID=633785&CategoryID=55081#fn=sp%3D1%26spc%3D37%26ruleId%3D2%26slotId%3D347%26ruleId%3D2%26slotId%3D7
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Ingredients;
- 1 cup water
- 2 tbsp oil
- 1 cup flour
- 1/2 cup sugar
- 1 packet of Kool-Aid
 
Directions;
- Mix together water and oil.
- Microwave on high for two minutes.
- Add flour, sugar, and Kool-Aid.
- Mix it with a spoon.